Week 7 Cox Plate 1st Lys Gracieux $2.50 + $1.60 + 5pts = 9.10pts 2nd Castelvecchio $2.70 + 3pts = 5.70pts 3rd Te Akau Shark $4.00 + 1pt = 5pts Sub Lys Graciuex (Not required) To you trainer Yoshito you shitin tooday, boy what a horse clearly the best looking a long legged rangy filly no wonder she was backed off the map next best looking the chestnut Te Akau Shark. No Japs next week VRC 3yo Derby and V'landy's Golden Eagle for 4yo's. Seems like it's not the only prize money is leaving the country to Japan as "Not the PAW" (USA) knows more about Australian Racing scene than us natives, he has a handy 8pt lead. Stewards Room: The following contestants are to present to stewards on various behavioural posts for week 7 following today's ladder standings. Ryan Vanderbilt, Huss Jordan, Plenty Moore and Simon the Likeable Milgate (2 charges) Leader Board 1. "Not The" Paul Wheeler - 36.70 + 9.10 = 45.80 2. Brett "Bat" Margerison - 28.70 + 9.10 = 37.80 3. King Jack Ogilvie - 26.00 + 9.10 = 35.10 4. Simon "The Likeable" Milgate - 33.50 5. "Tiger" Tor Janes - 26.00 + 5.00 = 31.00 6. Jamie "Pastor Bool" Quinlivian - 20.90 + 5.70 = 26.60 7. Sandro "Sydney" Bechini - 20.40 + 5.70 = 26.10 8. Ryan "The Vanderbilts" - 25.90 8. Pete "Macwollie" Gurry - 20.90 + 5.00 = 25.90 10. Terry "Dr Huss" Jordan - 25.80 11. Malcolm Lean "Pickings" - 24.10 12. Pete "Quassie" Bell - 22.60 13. Ron "The Poet" Hunter - 15.80 14. Graham "Gerhard Shoether" - 12.80 15. The Convener's Sub - 2.00 + 9.10 = 11.10 16. Larry "Lazza" Valenti - 10.70 17. Doug "Mr Clever" Smart - 3.50 18. Simon "Plenty" Moore - 2.90 19. Matt "Not Tor" James - 2.00 Stewards Hearings: Plenty Moore: Charge alleges he will make a late swoop in Cup week and be swabbed from coming from last to win. Well Plenty you'll be MOORE than swabbed my man you will be publicly stripped naked in front of the anti's at their next protest (either dog or horse) if your prediction comes true. Possibly Melb Cup Night Sandown Dogs they are always farking out at the entrances the bastids. Simon the Likeable: 1st Charge telling us your selection today "Magic Wand" was a reference to what you have tucked inside your underpants. Please we may have kiddies reading this thread and we don't want some young girl dressing up as a fairy a waving an item (see Huss Jordan's stewards report) around she found in mum's bedside table. There's every chance your wand could back up in the Mackinnon Stakes on the last day of the VRC Carny and your banned from tipping it. Simon the Likeable: 2nd Charge telling us all post race you should of got the 1st 4 today in the Cox plate when we all can only have one selection and yours came in 4th today, so sorry Likeable no points we only pay on first three. Just get ready to go to a money exchange and buy up some US dollars. Penalty eat, that farking Dorito's hat you had made up washed down with 2 cans of Boags draught now that will make you spew up. Huss Jordan: Charge Defaming a sponsored G-Data's product. King Jack is not in the best of health and you have suggested that Simon the Likeable go to his Greyhound Performance Product's Online Shop and get a replacement magic wand in the form of a sex toy. I don't know where your coming from Huss but the laser's GPP sell look nothing like dildos but in fairness could provide genital stimulation. KJ to confirm this suggestion. Penalty, well you got it today sunshine by swapping selections from an International champion to a horse that has seen better days in Avilius for no points which enabled Macwollie and his Shark to go 10 cents in front of you on the ladder. Vanderbilt: Charge Inventing his own set of rules against those stipulated by Racing in Australia. So you picked the wrong Jap nag, you went the one in the green cap and not the one in the red cap, diddums to you Vanders, no sub for you today as it was passed fit to run, what did you want another Chautauqua cracking the shits with racing (same female vet I might add) and ruin a horse for good. Even without it being scratched the market gave it little farking chance, better luck next week Vanders and please use the correct title of the race names, the AFL finished weeks ago thank you. That's it for an eventful week 7 heaven help us in week 8 coming up. - The Convener
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