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Terry Jordan Australia (Verified User) Posts 6019 Dogs 0 / Races 0 21 Dec 2017 23:45
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Michael Geraghty wrote:
Terry Jordan wrote:
Michael Geraghty wrote:
Terry Jordan wrote:
Michael Geraghty wrote:
Geez, you're getting a hammering on this one, Quinny. I'd be locking myself in a bullet proof cold room for a while if I was you. At least till it "feels like" it's safe to come out again.
I was going to ask Quinny (Not game now) if there was a HEAT policy in place for Ballarat in June/July?
Your not helping Micky G: Shouldn't you be preparing for the "Wake" And knocking up a few Pumpkin scones?
I don't think the scones are symbolic enough, TJ. Just came back from shopping and I'm spewing. I bought a loaf of cheap bread for Quinny to break but it cost $1.49. Last week it was 99c.
Symbolic in two ways... 1. The cheaper it costs the closer it is to Quinny's tight a$$, I'm alright Jack keep your hands off my stack, no Xmas card for you Micky G, out front Mandy stall at twice the price, I'm good and the rest of the world is useles, attitude.
2. Take this bread, eat it, this is my body.
I think I should have bought two loaves.(last week)
The Scones: Meaning Lady Flo the 1st Qld lady. RIP I take it you were an Alter boy Mick? 2 Take this bread, and eat it this is my body. (No Priest ever looked like Elle!) Wonder what the sign reads at the front of Quinny's stall? Guessing "In God we trust" every other prick pays Cash!
I know what you meant, mate, it was the devil that made me twist. No malice towards Quinny but at the rate of "dislikes" he is being hit with he is headed for the Guinness Book of Records for being buried with the most "dislike" ever recorded in modern history.
He might have to self exile to Angola to start up training Greys there, but I'm not sure what heat policies they have...he might upset a few there too.
Yes, God bless Flo...I'll be making my famous peanut pumpkin scones in remembrance.
Never did make it to Alter boy, TJ...I got barred for raiding the donations.
Pr!ck of a kid I was.
They have a long hard road ahead of them before they wear Quinny down. Resilient, and Stubbornness are 2 of his attributes. Has a small fault! can sometimes lead with his chin. Heart is in the right place though.
Mark Donohue Australia (Verified User) Posts 3237 Dogs 6 / Races 0 22 Dec 2017 02:54
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I know he's a better trainer than you guys.
Michael Geraghty Australia (Verified User) Posts 4138 Dogs 14 / Races 15 22 Dec 2017 03:33
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Terry Jordan wrote:
Michael Geraghty wrote:
Terry Jordan wrote:
Michael Geraghty wrote:
Terry Jordan wrote:
Michael Geraghty wrote:
Geez, you're getting a hammering on this one, Quinny. I'd be locking myself in a bullet proof cold room for a while if I was you. At least till it "feels like" it's safe to come out again.
I was going to ask Quinny (Not game now) if there was a HEAT policy in place for Ballarat in June/July?
Your not helping Micky G: Shouldn't you be preparing for the "Wake" And knocking up a few Pumpkin scones?
I don't think the scones are symbolic enough, TJ. Just came back from shopping and I'm spewing. I bought a loaf of cheap bread for Quinny to break but it cost $1.49. Last week it was 99c.
Symbolic in two ways... 1. The cheaper it costs the closer it is to Quinny's tight a$$, I'm alright Jack keep your hands off my stack, no Xmas card for you Micky G, out front Mandy stall at twice the price, I'm good and the rest of the world is useles, attitude.
2. Take this bread, eat it, this is my body.
I think I should have bought two loaves.(last week)
The Scones: Meaning Lady Flo the 1st Qld lady. RIP I take it you were an Alter boy Mick? 2 Take this bread, and eat it this is my body. (No Priest ever looked like Elle!) Wonder what the sign reads at the front of Quinny's stall? Guessing "In God we trust" every other prick pays Cash!
I know what you meant, mate, it was the devil that made me twist. No malice towards Quinny but at the rate of "dislikes" he is being hit with he is headed for the Guinness Book of Records for being buried with the most "dislike" ever recorded in modern history.
He might have to self exile to Angola to start up training Greys there, but I'm not sure what heat policies they have...he might upset a few there too.
Yes, God bless Flo...I'll be making my famous peanut pumpkin scones in remembrance.
Never did make it to Alter boy, TJ...I got barred for raiding the donations.
Pr!ck of a kid I was.
They have a long hard road ahead of them before they wear Quinny down. Resilient, and Stubbornness are 2 of his attributes. Has a small fault! can sometimes lead with his chin. Heart is in the right place though.
True.
Michael Geraghty Australia (Verified User) Posts 4138 Dogs 14 / Races 15 22 Dec 2017 03:42
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Mark Donohue wrote:
I know he's a better trainer than you guys.
Well, I can't speak for the others, Mark, but you are absolutely on the money with me! I'm useless!!!!!! Funny you should mention that because it was only the other day someone pulled me up for putting the dog in the box the wrong way... "What the hell are you doing, Micky" they screamed!!! I got confused because I had the rug on the wrong way. Irish genes, you know.
Quinny would never do that.
Simon Moore Australia (Verified User) Posts 2366 Dogs 32 / Races 393 22 Dec 2017 04:13
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the likes thing is obviously fake or otherwise the grv staff are getting their friends to login and press dislike.
now i'll likely get disliked cause some won't like it, lol.
Mark Donohue Australia (Verified User) Posts 3237 Dogs 6 / Races 0 22 Dec 2017 04:16
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Oh Mickey, I too have some good Irish blood in me. I'm surprised you took the right dog to the track Mickey.
Michael Geraghty Australia (Verified User) Posts 4138 Dogs 14 / Races 15 22 Dec 2017 04:35
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Mark Donohue wrote:
Oh Mickey, I too have some good Irish blood in me. I'm surprised you took the right dog to the track Mickey.
I didn't.
Mark Donohue Australia (Verified User) Posts 3237 Dogs 6 / Races 0 22 Dec 2017 04:42
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Very funny Mickey. It feels like I'm 'warming' to you.
Terry Jordan Australia (Verified User) Posts 6019 Dogs 0 / Races 0 22 Dec 2017 07:25
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Michael Geraghty wrote:
Mark Donohue wrote:
Oh Mickey, I too have some good Irish blood in me. I'm surprised you took the right dog to the track Mickey.
I didn't.
Your not Robinson Crusoe in that department Mick! ($100 outta pocket to) Stewards have no sense of Humour. Dog had a good night out
Malcolm Smart Australia (Verified User) Posts 12802 Dogs 19 / Races 34 22 Dec 2017 07:38
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Mark Donohue wrote:
I know he's a better trainer than you guys.
And therein lies the problem, jealousy is a curse..!!!! . . . . . < Dislikes here
Michael Geraghty Australia (Verified User) Posts 4138 Dogs 14 / Races 15 22 Dec 2017 10:12
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Malcolm Smart wrote:
Mark Donohue wrote:
I know he's a better trainer than you guys.
And therein lies the problem, jealousy is a curse..!!!! . . . . . < Dislikes here
Jamie Quinlivian Australia (Verified User) Posts 8727 Dogs 10 / Races 0 22 Dec 2017 20:56
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Funny buggers you lot.
26 pups in 2 litters. Whaddya know, I'm also a better breeder than you guys. Nyuk,Nyuk,Nyuk. Must have been Bryceys prebiotics.
Mmm, chin getting sore, wheres the bread???
Michael Geraghty Australia (Verified User) Posts 4138 Dogs 14 / Races 15 22 Dec 2017 21:32
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Jamie Quinlivian wrote:
Funny buggers you lot.
26 pups in 2 litters. Whaddya know, I'm also a better breeder than you guys. Nyuk,Nyuk,Nyuk. Must have been Bryceys prebiotics.
Mmm, chin getting sore, wheres the bread???
Good onya, Quinny. That's huge! Your fertility rate is amazing. Honestly, we need many more like you to keep breeding...show no fear. Now, if you could just put a dash of humbleness in the mix I'd put a photo of you on my bedroom wall. Thank God that will never happen. Well done.
Terry Jordan Australia (Verified User) Posts 6019 Dogs 0 / Races 0 22 Dec 2017 22:17
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Michael Geraghty wrote:
Jamie Quinlivian wrote:
Funny buggers you lot.
26 pups in 2 litters. Whaddya know, I'm also a better breeder than you guys. Nyuk,Nyuk,Nyuk. Must have been Bryceys prebiotics.
Mmm, chin getting sore, wheres the bread???
Good onya, Quinny. That's huge! Your fertility rate is amazing. Honestly, we need many more like you to keep breeding...show no fear. Now, if you could just put a dash of humbleness in the mix I'd put a photo of you on my bedroom wall. Thank God that will never happen. Well done.
Micky G: Think that Quinny bloke has some Medieval Fertility Ritual he puts his bitches though. Might need a secret camera and a covert operation to uncover it all.(could be a quid in this?)
Michael Geraghty Australia (Verified User) Posts 4138 Dogs 14 / Races 15 22 Dec 2017 22:28
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Terry Jordan wrote:
Michael Geraghty wrote:
Jamie Quinlivian wrote:
Funny buggers you lot.
26 pups in 2 litters. Whaddya know, I'm also a better breeder than you guys. Nyuk,Nyuk,Nyuk. Must have been Bryceys prebiotics.
Mmm, chin getting sore, wheres the bread???
Good onya, Quinny. That's huge! Your fertility rate is amazing. Honestly, we need many more like you to keep breeding...show no fear. Now, if you could just put a dash of humbleness in the mix I'd put a photo of you on my bedroom wall. Thank God that will never happen. Well done.
Micky G: Think that Quinny bloke has some Medieval Fertility Ritual he puts his bitches though. Might need a secret camera and a covert operation to uncover it all.(could be a quid in this?)
Lol. Or it could be he's taking turns with P. Singer. DNA might be interesting. :(
Jamie Quinlivian Australia (Verified User) Posts 8727 Dogs 10 / Races 0 22 Dec 2017 23:56
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Michael Geraghty wrote:
Jamie Quinlivian wrote:
Funny buggers you lot.
26 pups in 2 litters. Whaddya know, I'm also a better breeder than you guys. Nyuk,Nyuk,Nyuk. Must have been Bryceys prebiotics.
Mmm, chin getting sore, wheres the bread???
Good onya, Quinny. That's huge! Your fertility rate is amazing. Honestly, we need many more like you to keep breeding...show no fear. Now, if you could just put a dash of humbleness in the mix I'd put a photo of you on my bedroom wall. Thank God that will never happen. Well done.
Humbleness Micky? Is that the same as humility? I'll give it a go. These dislikes are almost up there with the amount of winners I've had this week. Oops, think I failed the humbleness thingy...
Michael Geraghty Australia (Verified User) Posts 4138 Dogs 14 / Races 15 23 Dec 2017 02:06
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Terry Jordan wrote:
Michael Geraghty wrote:
Jamie Quinlivian wrote:
Funny buggers you lot.
26 pups in 2 litters. Whaddya know, I'm also a better breeder than you guys. Nyuk,Nyuk,Nyuk. Must have been Bryceys prebiotics.
Mmm, chin getting sore, wheres the bread???
Good onya, Quinny. That's huge! Your fertility rate is amazing. Honestly, we need many more like you to keep breeding...show no fear. Now, if you could just put a dash of humbleness in the mix I'd put a photo of you on my bedroom wall. Thank God that will never happen. Well done.
Micky G: Think that Quinny bloke has some Medieval Fertility Ritual he puts his bitches though. Might need a secret camera and a covert operation to uncover it all.(could be a quid in this?)
No need for the camera. I've pegged it...found this on the net.
MEDIEVAL FERTILITY POTION 1. One cup of Mandy bump and rind. (If Mandy's not available, any Sue will do) 2. Shavings from the back seat of a 20yo cab. (kinky) 3. One hair of the dog. (preferably from the target bitch) 4. A small clipping from the first dollar you ever made. 5. One teaspoon of slobber. 6. One tablespoon of Raspberry juice. 7. Two tail feathers of a Peacock. 8. Half a teaspoon of dried Gold Top mushroom. 9. A pinch of dried Hyena testicles. 10. Two nasal hairs from J R Ewing.
Bring to the boil and let simmer for one hour. Drink one cup half an hour before expected arousal. Give a gentle pat to the intended victim with a twinkle in your eye.
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