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Peter Gurry
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16 Nov 2017 02:41


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Terry Jordan wrote:

Kevin Wright wrote:

Jamie Quinlivian wrote:

NSW would ban the sport due to 'barbaric cruelty to innocent birdlife'
VIC would employ a consultancy group to investigate 'duck protection' methods like netting, lasers, retractable roof, etc.
QLD would shut down the track, sell the land and commit to building a new facility within a decade.

So I congratulate GRSA for saying 'duck hit a dog, bad luck, next'


Hahahhah
True That
JQ..

Can we at least give the Duck a Name JQ ....


A Duck with no brains, standing in front off 8 Greyhounds going at 70kph. Has a death wish. Stupid-Crazy-Suicidal...One name comes to mind MACWOLLIE!!!

Sorry but that name is copyrighted and I hold the copyright and you wont find the word in the dictionary so have another go Terry. - Mockers on behalf of The Macwollie Trust.




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16 Nov 2017 03:15


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JQ ..Was it a Wood Duck ..

The Wood Duck is a medium-sized duck with a short head. It is light coloured with dark head. Males have black belly and pale grey flanks. Females have a white belly and mottled grey flanks. Females have two white stripes on the face.

I think i seen two White stripes so it must of been a Female Woody ..Terry ...IMO
But i could be wrong ....

The Black Duck on the other hand is an average-sized duck that looks a bit like a Mallard duck. The body is dark-brown with a pale face and throat. It has a distinctive black eye-stripe that stretches from the top of the bill through the eye. The male and female have a similar appearance. It has iridescent green patch on wing.

I did see a quick flash of green but then again it happened so bloody fast ...

Activist Laurie Levy from the Coalition Against Duck Shooting would be horrified ...



Malcolm Smart
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16 Nov 2017 03:22


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what a f*%$ing disgrace, should have been declared a no race...As the caller said the dog was moving into a winning position..



Jamie Quinlivian
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16 Nov 2017 03:32


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Kev. The white stripes you saw were from the dog. He was wearing a number 2 vest. So as he headbutted the duck, it probably looked like a white striped female woody.
But you are correct mate, it was a woody.
Hey I wonder if Laurie Levy eats rice?
Coz every year in the rice fields around Hay NSW, shooters go out and protect the crop by blasting away hundreds of hungry ducks.



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Jamie Quinlivian wrote:

Kev. The white stripes you saw were from the dog. He was wearing a number 2 vest. So as he headbutted the duck, it probably looked like a white striped female woody.
But you are correct mate, it was a woody.
Hey I wonder if Laurie Levy eats rice?
Coz every year in the rice fields around Hay NSW, shooters go out and protect the crop by blasting away hundreds of hungry ducks.

Ok can we name the duck ...
Woodduck Laurie ...
Maybe JQ or Micky could name a dog after this tragic event
IMO

Rice fields JQ are getting decimated by WILD ducks and each year they destroy an estimated 1 Bill in Grain crops around Australia ....




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Lol. No we better make that Wollie Macwollie Face given all the new trends. Lol



Peter Gurry
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Not a mate of Terry F N Jordan by any chance are we Marcus ol chap? = Macwollie


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Peter Gurry wrote:

Not a mate of Terry F N Jordan by any chance are we Marcus ol chap? = Macwollie

He's now the only one "Ducky". Sorry I mean Wollie Macwollie Face!
Mac: Mark is highlighting the fact here in NSW that the Lunatics are running the Asylums. Had a comp recently to give a name to a revamped Ferry! Winner being "Ferry MacFerry Face" go figure!
Bet the Free trip to Disneyland or Apartment in Pt. Piper was won by a Sibling of a Maritime Transport Exe? (Being a 4 yr old?)



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Terry Jordan wrote:

Peter Gurry wrote:

Not a mate of Terry F N Jordan by any chance are we Marcus ol chap? = Macwollie

He's now the only one "Ducky". Sorry I mean Wollie Macwollie Face!
Mac: Mark is highlighting the fact here in NSW that the Lunatics are running the Asylums. Had a comp recently to give a name to a revamped Ferry! Winner being "Ferry MacFerry Face" go figure!
Bet the Free trip to Disneyland or Apartment in Pt. Piper was won by a Sibling of a Maritime Transport Exe? (Being a 4 yr old?)

Ferry McFerry face was named by the Minister, the competition had nothing to do with it, HE decided he wanted the name, and RAY has been giving him heaps.!!


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Malcolm Smart wrote:

Terry Jordan wrote:

Peter Gurry wrote:

Not a mate of Terry F N Jordan by any chance are we Marcus ol chap? = Macwollie

He's now the only one "Ducky". Sorry I mean Wollie Macwollie Face!
Mac: Mark is highlighting the fact here in NSW that the Lunatics are running the Asylums. Had a comp recently to give a name to a revamped Ferry! Winner being "Ferry MacFerry Face" go figure!
Bet the Free trip to Disneyland or Apartment in Pt. Piper was won by a Sibling of a Maritime Transport Exe? (Being a 4 yr old?)

Ferry McFerry face was named by the Minister, the competition had nothing to do with it, HE decided he wanted the name, and RAY has been giving him heaps.!!


Sorry Mal! I should have said the "Brain of a 4yr old" Give it to him Ray.



Malcolm Smart
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"Brain of a 4yr old" that sums him up , too a tee..!!



Peter Gurry
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Mark,
Being Mexican I didn't know what the F N face joke was until F N Terry explained it. I vaguely now remember something on the news down here probably the weekend edition on 10 that comes from Sydney where us Victorians get to find out somebody got food poisoning at a Kebab shop in La Kemba, the surfs up at Coogee, The Everest horse race stopped the nation and a stupid name given to a Sydney Harbour Ferry. No worries Marcus I thought that F N bloke had put you up to some no good at my expense. - MacferryfaceMacwollie


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Peter Gurry wrote:

Mark,
Being Mexican I didn't know what the F N face joke was until F N Terry explained it. I vaguely now remember something on the news down here probably the weekend edition on 10 that comes from Sydney where us Victorians get to find out somebody got food poisoning at a Kebab shop in La Kemba, the surfs up at Coogee, The Everest horse race stopped the nation and a stupid name given to a Sydney Harbour Ferry. No worries Marcus I thought that F N bloke had put you up to some no good at my expense. - MacferryfaceMacwollie

Sorry Mac/Ferry/Face/MacW, Ferries travel across harbours! That's right Melb has none! No Kebab shops? Spag& Pizza shop's abound up Lygon st! Surf? need to travel 1&1/2 hr to Torquay to catch a wave.
Everest race! just one idiots dream. All for the Melb horsee racey.
No need to make you look stupid M/F/Macw, your doing fine on your own!! Tezza/Mac/Smart/Arse


Mark Kelly
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20 Nov 2017 10:24


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Peter Gurry wrote:

Mark,
Being Mexican I didn't know what the F N face joke was until F N Terry explained it. I vaguely now remember something on the news down here probably the weekend edition on 10 that comes from Sydney where us Victorians get to find out somebody got food poisoning at a Kebab shop in La Kemba, the surfs up at Coogee, The Everest horse race stopped the nation and a stupid name given to a Sydney Harbour Ferry. No worries Marcus I thought that F N bloke had put you up to some no good at my expense. - MacferryfaceMacwollie

All good. I now how far behind the times you Mexicans are. Lol.
The ferry name had been such big news up here I thought it would have filter through to the entire country. The stupid trend dates back the ship in the UK the people voted to be called Boaty Macboat Face. Then there was the race horse called Horsey MacHorse Face . Again thought most people would get the joke.





Peter Gurry
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Quote F N Jordan "Melb has no ferries" Wrong Terrence there's a daily service on PP Bay, Queenscliffe to Docklands about 70 kms admittedly it's a bit of a white elephant due to the fact it takes about an hour to get to the mouth of the Yarra and 1/2 hour to get up the fuggin Yarra (speed restrictions 5km) 90 minute trip weather permitting, so it's become more of a tourist thing than a daily commute (the trains faster). - MacTugBoatFaceMacWollie



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Lot quicker to take Train McTrainface then jump on Tram McTramface. I also hear Uber McUberface is popular these days.
Seriously, I would be embarrassed to live in NSW.
What the hell is happening up there?


Terry Jordan
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Jamie Quinlivian wrote:

Lot quicker to take Train McTrainface then jump on Tram McTramface. I also hear Uber McUberface is popular these days.
Seriously, I would be embarrassed to live in NSW.
What the hell is happening up there?

We are All getting up on MacTime and going to Macf#####g Workface!

PS. For MacPeanuts....MacHussFace


Mark Kelly
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20 Nov 2017 20:55


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We try not to think about it. Lol



Malcolm Smart
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nothing wrong with living in the gay capital of the world, makes me proud to be an aussie.. :(



Jamie Quinlivian
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Malcolm Smart wrote:

nothing wrong with living in the gay capital of the world, makes me proud to be an aussie.. :(

Not allowed call ourselves Aussies Mal. Its racist and divisive.

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