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Here it is. Bessie has never missed the money in 7 starts but I think the one on her inside will be too hot. It will however, give her a nice run into yet another place. Eddie is in a very good race, maybe 6 or even 7 genuine chances. His best may be behind him with 2 wrist injuries but we are trying to get my Sister her trainers licence in Darwin so she can race him a few times before he retires onto her couch. Buddy will win.
Peter Gurry Australia (Verified User) Posts 9248 Dogs 18 / Races 25 25 Apr 2016 04:56
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Thank you for your advice Buddy and I will now go into the shop and come out with a packet of these EXTERNAL LINK - Mockers
You need a Hookah and some Al Faqar. No nicotine. I told Tor about it but he prefers the smoothness of 2140 different chemicals filling his lungs.
Tor Janes Australia (Verified User) Posts 10022 Dogs 16 / Races 0 25 Apr 2016 06:34
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You wont be lucky smoking the luckies Bro Pete, my dad used to smoke the filter free ones, wowsers blow your head off those puppies. Jamie a data has been set...4 weeks away and im going to try this champix stuff, a lady that works next door just gave up using those. Good luck tonight as well of course
You wont be lucky smoking the luckies Bro Pete, my dad used to smoke the filter free ones, wowsers blow your head off those puppies. Jamie a data has been set...4 weeks away and im going to try this champix stuff, a lady that works next door just gave up using those. Good luck tonight as well of course
tor, I have been using champix for nearly 3 months. only got 1 week to go. stopped and didn't feel like smoking (bar drinking) after 5 days. amazing stuff.
Peter Gurry Australia (Verified User) Posts 9248 Dogs 18 / Races 25 25 Apr 2016 06:56
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I smoked one those Champix Mal, got it out of the girl friends hand bag, problem was it was dark and it nearly fucking killed me and in the light I could see why, it was a packet of Tampax.
Hey Tor gee your family doctor was some kind of asshole EXTERNAL LINK - Mockers
Better watch out this thread could over take over Ex Battery Hens it's already killed off 100's and 1000's.
Tor Janes Australia (Verified User) Posts 10022 Dogs 16 / Races 0 25 Apr 2016 07:35
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Great stuff Mal, its good to know it works and well done for getting off them! I noticed this lady had a few in her handbag for the first few days then suddenly she just didnt feel like them anymore. Said she had some pretty vivid dreams for a week or so
Wow Bro Pete my protection against a sore throat, who would have known, is this the same bloke that said swimming in ddt was ok?
It will never take over EBH...only scrabble could do that, it already has but they lost the first 1000 pages!
Great stuff Mal, its good to know it works and well done for getting off them! I noticed this lady had a few in her handbag for the first few days then suddenly she just didnt feel like them anymore. Said she had some pretty vivid dreams for a week or so
Wow Bro Pete my protection against a sore throat, who would have known, is this the same bloke that said swimming in ddt was ok?
It will never take over EBH...only scrabble could do that, it already has but they lost the first 1000 pages!
Dr told me to smoke till I didn't feel like 1, 5 days later no smoking, cravings only when on the turps. my misses didn't want to give up, but tried as I was and champix fixed her as well. I just wish there was a miracle tablet to pick winners.
Tor Janes Australia (Verified User) Posts 10022 Dogs 16 / Races 0 25 Apr 2016 09:32
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Maybe Bro Pete Macwollieisme could be the lucky tablet we need to follow Mal, yes the turps that could be a issue thats for sure
Terry Jordan Australia (Verified User) Posts 6013 Dogs 0 / Races 0 26 Apr 2016 00:38
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Tor Janes wrote:
Maybe Bro Pete Macwollieisme could be the lucky tablet we need to follow Mal, yes the turps that could be a issue thats for sure
Tor. Heard 2 blokes talking in the pub. One stated he no longer smoke's at all (2 pack's a day man) He's amazed mate, asked how did you do it?? No1 say's every time I felt like a ciggie, I sucked on a lifesaver! No2 then say's, that's easy for you, as you live close to Bondi! Boom Boom
Tor Janes Australia (Verified User) Posts 10022 Dogs 16 / Races 0 26 Apr 2016 02:17
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ha ha ha good one Terry :)
Peter Gurry Australia (Verified User) Posts 9248 Dogs 18 / Races 25 26 Apr 2016 03:37
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Mockers hour of punting madness Tuesday 26 Apr 2016 Account balance $72 1. Get hot tip for one in at Goulburn Race 3 litter sister of Wenty Magic Maiden Winner Wicked Warrior part owned by Sydney counterpart. We wait for fixed odds to come on line hoping for 15/1 mean while flick page to Gawler just about to jump Bessie Belle showing $2.40 place never been out of a place all her life $5 the place catch race on Sky via PC fark runs 4th. Fixed comes up on 3rd at Goulburn, Wicked Sassy $15 the win Ok we plonk $10 win $5 the place, she had been off a while but recently trialled at Goulburn 30.26 in good time for a maiden funnily enough the No 6 comes up 1.70. Wicked Sassy continues to tumble in at one stage got to $3.30 Fixed $2.60 para. Race starts never in it fark me dead runs a distance 7th bloke in Sydney now ducking for cover you guessed it 6 wins @ $3.30. Shit chasing loosing stakes back to Gawler have $10 on FarQ's 2nd one of the day the one he said would win so take $2.80 fixed see it drift to $3.30 at jump shit. Mid field odd bump here and there in run so I gave up but it flies home to get beaten a farking head. Account now looking sick $2.50 on Disaaci a place to end the day on a balance of $40.00. Havent seen his race but not in first 4 on TAB results. $32.00 down the shithouse and they say "Smoking Kills". I must now go and put an end to Hawthorns 4 play $5 on em for the flag. - Sorry Mr FarQ, Mockers
Just checked times at Goulburn there is no 520m start so buggered if I know where she ran the 30.20, odd bugger him what dud info.
Tor Janes Australia (Verified User) Posts 10022 Dogs 16 / Races 0 26 Apr 2016 04:33
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shes never trialled over the 520 unless it was wenty late at night when everyone went home? She went 18.50 over the 310 at act which isnt too bad, but not too good either.
Looks like the Mockers are back and bigger than ever Brother Pete
Bernard John Duffy Australia (Verified User) Posts 8052 Dogs 28 / Races 8 26 Apr 2016 05:16
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O'Gee Peter is a good Judge he just having a Bad trot of late, Just wait to the Gee Gee's start racing, and Patches comes home from Boot Camp already I miss her Badly after only 3 days . Got my new William Hill Card today you can withdraw your Winnings from any ATM that's cool and I can use my PayPal account to deposit or withdraw now I have to back a winner .
Peter Gurry Australia (Verified User) Posts 9248 Dogs 18 / Races 25 26 Apr 2016 05:58
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Good to see all your money going off shore to Britain Bern now Torkin, maybe the trial was at Dapto but I know it was recent, anyway it ran like shite today and a fair bit of dough was blown the owner had a monkey on it @$15. Fark you know who will be home soon with the triple 5 pack and when he reads today's little foray, boy am I going to get my arse kicked in. - Mockers
Graham Sheather Australia (Verified User) Posts 4867 Dogs 2 / Races 3 26 Apr 2016 06:58
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Bernard John Duffy wrote:
O'Gee Peter is a good Judge he just having a Bad trot of late, Just wait to the Gee Gee's start racing, and Patches comes home from Boot Camp already I miss her Badly after only 3 days . Got my new William Hill Card today you can withdraw your Winnings from any ATM that's cool and I can use my PayPal account to deposit or withdraw now I have to back a winner .
Getting mine to Bern exhausted 365 account once again been punted just not allowed to beat them lol guess that means I'm winning sorry Peter thought ide let you know lol
Here it is. Bessie has never missed the money in 7 starts but I think the one on her inside will be too hot. It will however, give her a nice run into yet another place. Eddie is in a very good race, maybe 6 or even 7 genuine chances. His best may be behind him with 2 wrist injuries but we are trying to get my Sister her trainers licence in Darwin so she can race him a few times before he retires onto her couch. Buddy will win.
Dear Mockers
Please read the above post once more and tell me what the hell possessed you to bet on Bessie and Eddie? Yes, I did say Buddy would win and fark me, he was about 5 in front when he got back around to the boxes but alas, he got caught in traffic and missed the post by a head. Now I have asked you nicely, pleaded, begged, explained that I am now a fulltime greyhound trainer and heavily reliant on prizemoney to keep paying the mortgage. I do not want to return to the taxi rank where I have been punched, spat at, vomited on, had a 3 wood thrown at me and on my very last shift, had shots fired in the general direction of the cab. Nor do I want Mrs.Q and I to have to go back picking oranges where she fell from the 7th step on a ladder while carrying 15kg of fruit, landed on her back and has pretty much been farked since. So obviously asking nicely has been the wrong way to go about it and now it seems you are so pissed off with the fact that the GWS Giants gave your team an almighty spanking on the weekend and that Jezza kicked a lazy 5, despite 'needing a run', that you are happy to see me and Mrs.Q forfeit our mortgage, sell our dogs and go live in a tent by the river. So unless I declare that the Indian Pacific will not stop my dog, please get your filthy demonic money off my greyhounds.
Having said all that, let me declare that the Indian farkin Pacific wont stop Buddy in his next race at Gawler.
Bloody hell, did I say please? How can I stay angry at him?
Tor Janes Australia (Verified User) Posts 10022 Dogs 16 / Races 0 26 Apr 2016 09:26
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Its like staying angry at Mr Magoo...you just know he's done it again.
Maybe not macwollie, from now on Mccain!
Bro Pete you better come up with a good tip this week to try and redeem yourself, we will all have $50 on the nose, tip by COB tomorrow please, no pressure.
Peter Gurry Australia (Verified User) Posts 9248 Dogs 18 / Races 25 26 Apr 2016 11:34
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Dear Mr Quinliviathan.
All would of been fine except the bustard from the Sydney w/house called this morning about 10am to say they had one on the go today at Goulbourn but keep it quiet. It's OK for him as the litter brother had just cleaned up the recent Magic Maiden which he part owns with his brother unfortunately it did some hock damage so it's out for 6 months there hoping it will come back so he said he only blew $20 @ 8s his brother lost the 500. Whilst waiting for the fixed to come up as we knew it was going to get crunched they were about to jump at Gawler and your girl you said had never been unplaced and with $2.40 odd showing I got greedy and thought here's Friday's fish and chip money coming up so I got on with a second to spare the rest is history but on checking results she was only going to pay 1.50 the place in the end what a farkin waste. Then sat through the Goulburn disaster. I needed to stop the account haemorrhaging, a further and $10 wager on the dog originally set to win the Sandown Launching Pad, Gawler on a Tuesday was a piece of piss and would restore the account back to $70.00. Pissed off I thought fark knowing my luck I'll come back on line later today and see Disaaci lob at $16 and I'll miss out so I can't have that so I had the bare minimum on him. I was unaware of your plight on the home front it had me in tears, so I'll let your dogs run on there own from now on, if only I could find out what Mr Bet 36 farking 5 is on the swanky bustard needs stopping. - Mockers
Sorry Tor account only has $40 left in it was $165.00 after Vatuvei placed at big odd at Caulfield 6 weeks ago only to go a do a suspensory ligament to put it out for 12 months. Only good news I didn't back Fruckstein's tip yesterday Chivalry in the last not against Supidio I thought.
Welcome to the greyhound lounge.
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