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Ronald George Hunter Australia (Verified User) Posts 4317 Dogs 0 / Races 0 15 Nov 2019 06:04
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My brother hates daylight saving, because now he gets his morning erection on the train!
Ronald George Hunter Australia (Verified User) Posts 4317 Dogs 0 / Races 0 17 Nov 2019 23:23
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"Bum Fodder" and "Arse Whisp" Were both 18th century names for toilet paper.
Ronald George Hunter Australia (Verified User) Posts 4317 Dogs 0 / Races 0 23 Nov 2019 09:43
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Bloody broke, and got no money Backed a dog, it caught the bunny Tripped and fell into the dunny Yes you can laugh, it's bloody funny Cause the business was all runny!
Ronald George Hunter Australia (Verified User) Posts 4317 Dogs 0 / Races 0 26 Nov 2019 04:28
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In for a penny, in for a pound Dug for gold in this ground But, nary a nugget have I found I'm Like an echo with no sound
Ronald George Hunter Australia (Verified User) Posts 4317 Dogs 0 / Races 0 11 Dec 2019 04:14
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It's hard to kiss the lips at night That chew your arse out all day long.
Ronald George Hunter Australia (Verified User) Posts 4317 Dogs 0 / Races 0 17 Dec 2019 08:15
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I lent mt best friend a thousand dollars for plastic surgery. Now I don't know what the bastard looks like!
Rod Hampton Australia Posts 1626 Dogs 2993 / Races 11817 19 Dec 2019 11:13
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up your nose with a rubber hose may the bluebird of happiness fly up your nose
Ronald George Hunter Australia (Verified User) Posts 4317 Dogs 0 / Races 0 20 Dec 2019 04:50
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The best way to stop the noise in your car Is to let her drive!
Ray Brown Australia (Team Member) Posts 6225 Dogs 8 / Races 5 20 Dec 2019 08:55
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Your turn to kick the can.
Ronald George Hunter Australia (Verified User) Posts 4317 Dogs 0 / Races 0 20 Dec 2019 10:45
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My wife said she wanted to dance on my grave So I've arranged to be buried at sea.
Ronald George Hunter Australia (Verified User) Posts 4317 Dogs 0 / Races 0 25 Dec 2019 22:01
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This long and somewhat mournful wish That food will soon adorn, my doggy dish No matter if it be vegie, meat or fish I'll eat it all, with much hungry relish.
Rod Hampton Australia Posts 1626 Dogs 2993 / Races 11817 29 Dec 2019 06:02
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Harder than Chines algebra
Ronald George Hunter Australia (Verified User) Posts 4317 Dogs 0 / Races 0 29 Dec 2019 06:50
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Never introduce your best friend to your wife It can cause the losing of your happy life!
Ronald George Hunter Australia (Verified User) Posts 4317 Dogs 0 / Races 0 04 Jan 2020 01:38
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When one door closes, and another one opens Your probably in prison!
Steve Harvey Australia (Verified User) Posts 1175 Dogs 0 / Races 0 04 Jan 2020 06:20
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The grass was brown after that bitch went around. I was only a young fellow who collected the caramelo. Punting money doesn't grow in your pocket is the motto.
Ronald George Hunter Australia (Verified User) Posts 4317 Dogs 0 / Races 0 04 Jan 2020 06:58
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That moment after you walk into a spider's web And you suddenly turn into a karate expert!
Ronald George Hunter Australia (Verified User) Posts 4317 Dogs 0 / Races 0 05 Jan 2020 10:42
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Sometimes someone unexpected comes into your life, outta nowhere. Makes your heart race, and changes your life forever. We call these people Cops!
Ronald George Hunter Australia (Verified User) Posts 4317 Dogs 0 / Races 0 15 Jan 2020 08:09
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I have no luck, Bought a rowing machine... It sank!
Rod Hampton Australia Posts 1626 Dogs 2993 / Races 11817 15 Jan 2020 10:10
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dip me in honey & feed me to the lesbians
Ronald George Hunter Australia (Verified User) Posts 4317 Dogs 0 / Races 0 16 Jan 2020 06:18
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