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Ronald George Hunter Australia (Verified User) Posts 4318 Dogs 0 / Races 0 27 Oct 2019 00:37
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How's your memory! Add a contribution or two if you are able? Laughter is contagious. Here are some samples.
Nicknames... "Hanoi Jack"... Because he is bombed every night! "Neon"...Someone who blinks a lot! "Milk Bottle"... Always found laying drunk on the steps!
Limericks... The limericks packs laughs anatomical Into space which is most economical But the good ones, I've seen So seldom are clean And the clean ones so seldom are comical
Have you heard of the girl from Madras Who had a magnificent ass Not rounded and pink As you probably think But 'twas grey, had long ears and ate grass
On the breast of a girl named Gail Was tattooed the price of her tail And on her behind For the sake of the blind Was the same information in braille
Sayings... My wife says she wants to dance on my grave So I've arranged to be buried at sea.
Marriage is like a game of table tennis Sometimes it pings, sometimes it pongs.
Remember, a pat on the back Is only millimetres from a kick in the bum.
Our marriage ended on religious grounds He thought he was God, and I did'nt.
Tor Janes Australia (Verified User) Posts 10024 Dogs 16 / Races 0 29 Oct 2019 07:29
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There are some great old ones there Ron
My wife went on holiday to the west indies, oh jamaica, no she went of her own accord
Busy as a beirut brickie
Rod Hampton Australia Posts 1627 Dogs 2993 / Races 11820 29 Oct 2019 08:50
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Couldn't win a fart in a bean factory raffle You've got 3 chances, yours, your own, and Buckley's
Rod Hampton Australia Posts 1627 Dogs 2993 / Races 11820 29 Oct 2019 08:51
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Busy as a one legged tap dancer
Rod Hampton Australia Posts 1627 Dogs 2993 / Races 11820 29 Oct 2019 08:54
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The union rep known as "The Mirror", he'll look into it The Judge, always sitting on a case (wharfie jokes)
Rod Hampton Australia Posts 1627 Dogs 2993 / Races 11820 29 Oct 2019 09:11
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How's your mothers chooks? Hope your chickens turn into emus & kick your dunny down Where is it ? up in Annies room, behind the clock
Ronald George Hunter Australia (Verified User) Posts 4318 Dogs 0 / Races 0 29 Oct 2019 11:17
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Barmaid's Blush....Rum & Raspberry Bundaberg Suitcase...Swaggies sugar bag Burketown Mosquito Net... A bottle of O.P. Rum
Beer, Oh Beer, I love thee In thee I place my trust I'd rather go to bed with hunger Then go to bed with thust.
Ronald George Hunter Australia (Verified User) Posts 4318 Dogs 0 / Races 0 31 Oct 2019 01:18
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If you think life is a bitch Wait till she has puppies!
Rod Hampton Australia Posts 1627 Dogs 2993 / Races 11820 01 Nov 2019 00:50
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When I want the pig, I'll rattle the bucket !
Ronald George Hunter Australia (Verified User) Posts 4318 Dogs 0 / Races 0 01 Nov 2019 06:30
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When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading.
Rod Hampton Australia Posts 1627 Dogs 2993 / Races 11820 02 Nov 2019 21:00
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What's the opposite to Obsessive/Compulsive ? Lazy
Ronald George Hunter Australia (Verified User) Posts 4318 Dogs 0 / Races 0 02 Nov 2019 21:20
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Who invented cricket? Adam, he bowled the first maiden over.
Rod Hampton Australia Posts 1627 Dogs 2993 / Races 11820 03 Nov 2019 08:16
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You win Ron
Ronald George Hunter Australia (Verified User) Posts 4318 Dogs 0 / Races 0 05 Nov 2019 23:57
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Never take so long to dawdle and tarry Or life will give you something to carry
Rod Hampton Australia Posts 1627 Dogs 2993 / Races 11820 06 Nov 2019 07:57
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I forgot one: What is it ? a wigwam for a goose's bridle
Ronald George Hunter Australia (Verified User) Posts 4318 Dogs 0 / Races 0 06 Nov 2019 09:25
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I once complained I had no shoes Until I once saw a man with no feet.
Ronald George Hunter Australia (Verified User) Posts 4318 Dogs 0 / Races 0 10 Nov 2019 10:19
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I went to Bunnings the other day, looking for nails This lovely girl asked me. Can I help. To which I replied. I'm wanting some nails! She then said. How long! I replied. Forever!
Jim Meletios Australia (Verified User) Posts 592 Dogs 0 / Races 0 10 Nov 2019 15:08
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There was a young woman from Kew Who filled her vagina with glue She said with a grin If they pay to get in They'll pay to get out too
That windy it'd blow a dog off a chain
Why did the computer cross the road ?
It was programmed by a chicken
Got a bite like a bank manager
SHE'S THAT SKINNY YOU CAN SMELL THE SHIT IN HER
That lucky bastard must have been kissed on the dick by a fairy
They call him blisters.....always turns up after hard work
That's broken cog...wont work last two coal miners (underground)
Ronald George Hunter Australia (Verified User) Posts 4318 Dogs 0 / Races 0 10 Nov 2019 22:21
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Astley's pies are full of flies With maggots in the middle Every night he goes to bed And fills them up with piddle.
Peter Bell Australia (Verified User) Posts 1460 Dogs 3 / Races 0 13 Nov 2019 20:25
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There was an old Lady from New Zealand who was put in jail for stealing she laid on her back and opened her crack and pissed all over the ceiling.
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