Take Raymond Brown, who now resides from up in the tropical north
Can be quite vocal, when the blue "Cockroaches" seldom come forth
But his true Australian colours, shine a love & unwavering course
Just like me, he remembers the many sacrifices of infantry & horse

From down the south coast, comes a modern viking, one *Torkin" Janes
Suspect he makes money, from "punting" on Bitcoin & investment gains
A proud and strong Richmond Tigers fan, of which he'll always remain
Forever talking, about football and cricket, as he loves these games

Out Kyogle way, lives an "ornery" old cuss, who's known to all of us
Causes disruptions, and prolongs things, also known as the one, Huss
But then this happens, by living many years in a Volksy painted bus
Terry Jordan I find you an hilarious man, your posts a mighty plus

Now, the honour of being the most helpful, goes to our Carole Brown
Over the years, her free knowledge to us all, never ceases to abound
How lucky we all are, to have you freely give this information sound
Through your free knowledge, many greyhounds, are able to rebound

Over the border in Warnambool, lives a man of very deep convictions
His beliefs and posts upset some, who then, seek his restrictions
Jamie Quinlivian, is a man who says things, with a clear diction
He allows you to decide, whether to think it may be fact or fiction

Down south of us all, where the cold squalls can determine your fate
Lives a man, who dabbles in dogs, and sawing logs, one Simon Milgate
His replies are controlled by stormy skies, due to a Tasmanian trait
Like, eventually closing the gate, after all the stock have escaped

Back to the mainland, to a man who trades from border to border
Whose known by so many names, and reported to be a money hoarder
Some think he might have been, one of Satan's favourite boarders
Jack Oglivie is reputedly his name, who could be an ex jail warder

Then there's a Rod Hampton, whose favourite music is old Frampton
Known from New Lambton, and even as far as old chilly Northampton
Loves greyhounds, and lottery syndicates, willing to chance upon
Looks good in the kitchen I am told, with his frilly apron on

Out Mildura way, lives a man, by the name of one Larry Valenti
Whose posts sometimes, can mightily upset some of us aplenty
Like his dogged defence of a player, who loses the plot mentally
Whose namesake the dog, will probably win a group race at Wenty

This man with the name of Rod Sheather makes it hard to rhyme
Because his posts are too infrequent, so can't think of a crime
Makes sense I suppose, with a name like a rose, forever in time
Hope he continues to bloom, under this warm Australian clime

See Malcolm Smart is to restart, after another visit in "Jail"
Some would like his quick wit, to desist, and to eventually fail
But who is smart enough, to pull a tit, and get it all in a pail
Keep on posting Mal, because I look forward to the incoming mail

In old Sydney lives a man, I have heard, women think is dreamy
Partial to listening to opera, and relaxing with Henry Mancini
His posts are thoughtful, and tasty, like a cake that's creamy
If you see this man at Wenty, his name is one Sandro Bechini

We have another man known as Ryan, who acted in "The Life Of Brian"
So convinced, that Warner is the God of cricket, it gets very tryin
Dabbles in dogs, comes from the land of clogs, and sees pigs flyin
Can't spell your name, it's such a shame, and so I keep forgettin

Now, I come to myself, an old man, who has walked this proud land
Gathering a diary of places, and faces, over both desert and sand
Named Ronald Hunter at birth, owner of a small girth, and easy hand
Welcome to my nightmare, it's a pleasure to be a member of the band

To any I might have missed, don't go off and get bloody pissed
As I've become a victim of age, in this interlude of the missed
You might also think, thank God he missed me, as a poison kissed
Or a memory of a discretion, that you had somewhere suddenly risked

Well done old mate R G H is a great fun day so far .
Just watched nature strip there's no other on a par .
Soon the caulfield cup under starters orders " nonconformist " like Jamie he closes the borders .
Soon the weather will slew , but let's hope you never do .

By the way, I hope you don't mind, I adjusted that line was longer than the rest.

Pete, I did'nt intentionally forget you my old son
I hope you don't shoot me, and put down the bloody gun
Some are Mockers & Cockers, but your not the latter one
Just the best of the pests, when the mocking's to be done!

Out Kyogle way lives an "Ornery" old cuss.

Should read, Out kyogle way lives a "Horny" old goat.
Who prolongs his probe, with a piece of "Long" rope.

He he he

Hey Mal, Mohammed Skaf got bail, you can't be far behind?