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Rod Hampton Australia Posts 1627 Dogs 2993 / Races 11820 16 Apr 2019 11:29
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At a far west outback track, a big $ maiden was being run, the favourite was 5's on, being a last start runner up on a TAB track A first starter was big odds, however it bolted in by 14 lengths !! The trainer saw a bloke yahooing and cheering and went over to have a chat with him. Did you take the 25's about him" no said the jubilant punter Then why are you so happy " I have the same breed at home !! a colt, by Unidentified Sire out of Unidentified mare
Peter Gurry Australia (Verified User) Posts 9256 Dogs 18 / Races 25 17 Apr 2019 01:14
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Malcolm Smart wrote:
Peter Gurry wrote:
Hey Mal Wenthworth, I've just heard that Blastered Abba has scored a guernsey in the Grp 3 $25K Ambrosoli which entitles the main man (Dr. Huss) to two free tickets for din dins. What time does the bar open 6pm? yes? beauty a good solid 2 hours of drinking before you pull the pin, reminisce of the old 6 o'clock swill days of the sixties. You'll just have to waite the names on the guest list on your night of nights any more fark ups ie: the signs fiasco could result in one possibly getting the lemonaide and sars from Wenty. - Cheers Acapulco Macwollie
OK , place names to be rearranged , next to the loo for you...
Mr Wenty you bastard, If it wasn't bad enough that you scheduled the 2nd best sprinting greyhounds going around in Race 2 at 7.05 pm so the trainers effectively loose an hour of the 6-8pm swill you then have the dexterity to place our table next to the lavatories. I have a good mind to hand my ticket to a beggar outside Central Station to rock up in my place for a free feed, at least he'd fit in as he would smell like a shithouse. - Macwollie
Just who am I? I used to think I was just a regular person, but I was born white, which now, whether I like it or not, makes me a racist. I am a fiscal and moral conservative, which by today's standards, makes me a fascist.
I am heterosexual, which now makes me a homophobe.
I am mostly non-union, which makes me a traitor to the working class and an ally of big business.
I was christened which now labels me as an infidel.
I am retired, which makes me useless.
I think, and I reason, therefore I doubt much that the mainstream media tells me, which must make me a reactionary.
I am proud of my heritage, which makes me a xenophobe.
I value my safety and that of my family and I appreciate the police and the legal system, which makes me a right-wing extremist.
I believe in hard work, fair play, and fair compensation according to each individual's merits, which today makes me an anti-socialist.
I acquired a fair education without student loan debts and little or no debt, which makes me some kind of an odd underachiever.
I believe in the defence and protection of my country and I honour those who served in the Armed Forces, which now makes me a right wing-militant.
Please help me come to terms with the new me... because I'm just not sure who I am anymore! As if all this nonsense wasnt enough to deal with.. Now Im not even sure which toilet to go into!
Rod Hampton Australia Posts 1627 Dogs 2993 / Races 11820 06 Oct 2019 20:48
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What's the difference between a Greens voter & a shopping trolley? A shopping trolley has a mind of it's own.
Steve Harvey Australia (Verified User) Posts 1175 Dogs 0 / Races 0 03 Jan 2020 07:21
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Hey folks happy new year to all. I have a few ordinary jokes so here goes. How many guitar players does it take to plug in a light bulb ? Only 1 but a 1000 said that they can do it better. What do you give to a bad guitar player when are drowning ? Their amp. Yes I know I know. See Yah.
Rod Hampton Australia Posts 1627 Dogs 2993 / Races 11820 03 Jan 2020 20:39
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Steve: re bad guitar players : you could advise them to "PLUCK OFF "
Steve Harvey Australia (Verified User) Posts 1175 Dogs 0 / Races 0 04 Jan 2020 04:54
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Rod Hampton wrote:
Steve: re bad guitar players : you could advise them to "PLUCK OFF "
I might give that a big miss Rod as I am tired of advising myself m8. Ha.
Malcolm Smart Australia (Verified User) Posts 12802 Dogs 19 / Races 34 21 Jun 2020 04:47
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What do you call a bulletproof irishman...????????
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