well when they built the strathayr they said they'd never have a heavy trk again at the valley......if you remember they recently did extensive work on the trk, it clearly hadn't recovered and heard Zarafa say that's the likely reason it's gone to shit today.......anyway that's still no excuse for you switching states during the spring like an overpaid hooker switches positions. haha

ok I was wrong......it happens !

Report: Sydney for the 1st of the spring seasons group 1s and not the Valley of Doom which had we played we wouldn't of as they pulled the plug before the 1st leg Bog track apparently as tipped by Mockers earlier in the week much to the ridicule of The Vanderbilts. Looks like Vanderbilt got Mocked and joined Mockers with a duck today, serves himself right for taking on the MOCK. Trouble brewing in the Fruckstein camp, it turns out we hear his girls didn't pinch the boat but have been in lock up rooting security guards at the Marriott Hotel. In desparation last night he gathered Puggy and Chook into the kitchen dimmed the lights and had a Seance. Out came the Ouiji Board and a used upturned beer glass to make contact with the dearly departed ex champion Sydney hoop George Moore, George you there, Georgie come in please and a gust of cold brezzy wind blew the curtains. Turns out farking puggy had left the back door open after going out for a piss. That aside the glass began to move to the numbers around the perimeter of the Ouiji board and Frucky quickly wrote down those winning numbers he hoped. Now Frucky by all accounts is not happy with the one winner they returned for the day the ungrateful bastid as apparently word from above he got in contact with a Saint, a Bond and a Moore no less but not farkin Georgie but the "verry elegant" (a winner for frucky) Roger, the give away sign was his first selection for the day "7". Best not devle into that spiritual stuff again Frucky as you also got the Valley pulled today. - The Convener.

Ladders

Fruckstein Points Shield:

1- Quassie 14 x w x x 1pt = 15
1- Hummie 14 w x w w 1pt = 15
3- The Vanderbilts 14 N O P E - 0pts = 14
3- Fruckstein 13 x w x x 1pt = 14
5- NTPAW 11 w w x x 2pts = 13
6- Mockers Macwollie 11 f u c k 0pts = 11
6- Big Kev 10 x w x x 1pt = 11
6- Tor 10 w x x x 1pt = 11
9- Poohbah 9 x x x w 1pt = 10
10- Lazza @ Poohbah 7 x x x w 1pt = 8

Possum Lodge Divvy Shield:

1- Quassie $110.30 + 7.70 = $118.00
2- The Vanderbilts $69.60 (1Q $2282.40)
3- Tor $60.10 + 7.20 + $67.30
4- Frucksteins $60.00 + 6.70 = $66.70 (1Q $63.30)
5- Big Kev $56.40 + 6.70 = $63.10 (1Q $63.30)
6- Hummie $55.40 + 7.20 = $62.60 (1Q $63.30)
7- Lazza $39.50 + 13.70 = $53.20
8- NTPAW $37.60 + 13.90 = $51.50
9- Mockers Macwollie $43.50 (1Q $63.30)
10- Poohbah $28.30 + 13.70 = $42.00

Next Week CAULFIELD Group 1 Memsie Stakes see you all then.

Just a reminder Peter we all appreciate your time
invested reporting on the races and of course
tabulating the scoring,

PS contestant Hummie, why dont you take a leaf out NTPAW's book and pass on some compliments on the job at hand of running the MSQ.

I can't ever remember a Hvy 10 at the Valley since the StrathAyr was layed.......he's done the impossible and mocked StrathAyr !

btw the real reason for the abandoned meet was surface water and the fact that it just didn't stop raining for such a long time to allow the water to dissipate into the trk......if they had've started the meeting earlier (normal time) instead of 12.50 they cld have put it back 2 or 3 races during the heavy rain period and got through the card.

any idea of the the reason for the late start Pete?

Pete, are you a registered owner with GRV?
Because you should be eligible for exemption.
You can go anywhere, anytime as long as you have a greyhound in the car, your GRV owners ID, and your exemption letter.
It's not just for trainers.....

Or move out of the city. No lockdowns in the Bool.

Please be kind....but I don't know -I don't believe I
have seen a 10 race card before.

there are 10 races this weekend

do we play 6789 as normal or 78910?

BTW: One thing that's eating at me, why did you flog off Billy Bucca? he's flying.