Caulfield 22/2/2020
Good 3 leader bias
Combo: 3, 5, 15, 9 $17,473.30 all legs covered but nobody got it again.
Divs: $9.90, $24.60, $11.50, $4.10
Subs. Poobah failed to submit at 1st leg so he got the current Poohbah Cup holder Mr Clever's tips today the lucky bastid.

Report: Some are struggling to get a winner lately and tensions are running high amongst the MSQ crew. Today saw it boil over into a shit fight half way through card on a day for those picking their horses and going early banking on an even track were well and truly Donald Ducked after the 3rd race of the day anything further back than 4th had no hope. Had the two protagonists today got there heads together they would of got the quad. Nice work both getting the start and ends of the quad. Big changes in the Possum Lodge Shield ladder and we'll leave it to the stewards to sort out today's mess following the ladders.

Required to attend: Fruckstein and Chook, Lazza, The Vanderbilts, Hummie and Poohbah.

Ladder: Fruckstein Shield

1- The Royal Tartan 17 - x x x w 1pt = 18
2- Big Kev 15 - x x x w 1pt = 16
2- The Vanderbilts 14 - w w x x 2pts = 16
4- Lazza 13 - x x w w 2pts = 15
5- Frucky & Chook 13 - x x x w 1pt = 14
6- Macwollie Lodge 13 - E G G S 0pts =13
6- Not The PAW 13 - E G G S 0pts = 13
6- Quassie 12 - x x x w 1pt = 13
6- Mr Clever 11 - x w x w 2pts = 13
6- Poohbah ( Sub Mr Clever) 11 x w x w 2pts = 13
11- Hummie 12 - E G G S 0pts = 12
11- Tor 11 - x x x w 1pt 1pts = 12

Possum Lodge Dividend Shield

1- The Vanderbilts $95.00 + 34.50 = $129.50
2- Mr Clever $98.00 + 28.70 = $126.70
3- Lazza $109.90 + 15.60 = $125.50
4- Poohbah 68.50 + 28.70 = $97.20
5- TRT $90.00 + 4.10 = $94.10 (1Q $417.40)
6- Quassie $76.20 + 4.10 = $80.30 (1Q $1684.10)
7- Big Kev $76.00 + 4.10 = $80.10
8- Macwollie Lodge $75.60
9- Frucksteins $63.60 + 4.10 = $67.70 (1Q $417.40)
10- Tor $57.00 + 4.10 = $61.10
11- NTPAW $56.20
12- Hummie $34.80

Stewards Room:
Please keep the noise down you bastids as we don't normally have this many in attendance in here on a Saturday night.

First to Front: Fruckstein and Chook
Ok you two your post today "Let's go Chook, fuck the rest" Us Stewards in our pre meeting before you blokes got yanked in here felt this remark which you repeated with the old double post syndrome was the precursor to the events which were to follow. Tensions were high enough with Caulfield having thrown up a horror track as shown on the racing channels in the 1st couple of races. Penalty Chook suspended for 4 meetings.

Second up Lazza. Possible cheating slur on The Vanderbilts.
We have looked at this Lazza and unfortunately you were a victim of circumstances with the 1st leg being run locally at 3.30pm and Vanderbilt's lodgement at 3.49 which is actually 3.49am,GMT ( Greenwich Mean Time ) some 11 hours behind us in summer ie: we were at 2:49pm. What was further embarrassing to you Lazza you lodged yours 5 minutes earlier 2.44pm. We were monitoring today's postings at the time as quite a few were late today and Poohbah was nowhere to be found (possible truck break down?).
No penalty an honest mistake.

Third up Vanderbilt:
As the victim initially you didn't need to front us here tonight but you had to post to defend you honor without letting us "The Stewards" as is our job to deal with any time posting matters in this case with Lazza. We were going to let you go but you just happened to mention a third party in your rant on Lazza a "Terry". Now we know this Terry to be that farking serial pest from Northern NSW who is banned from the MSQ. He would currently be soaking up today's hostilities amongst what he calls us "The MSQ Ladies Knitting Club". Thanks very much Vanders no doubt he'll come back from temporary suspension and post on the downfall of the time honored MSQ. No Penalty, as that will come in the next few weeks when you go to post just before they jump only to find G-Data down and you miss out.

Next up Hummie: Track bias funnily enough we totally agree it was a fucking disgrace lets hope Flemington get their act together next week. You were only brought in to expose Vanderbilt's genius tactics of late posting lately, what with rain at Caulfield a few weeks back with Jungle Edge and today's front runner Streets of Avalon. But we did feel you Mocked yourself with Young's Tim Clark on Hanseatic being unbeatable in the Diamond baring accidents, no bigger accident than the fucking track they presented today.

Finally The Poohbah.
What was your post all about today, you copied Macwollies who is not the current Poohbah Cup holder then went on about some 30's to 8's shot who "Streets of Avalon" all this after 45 mins into today's MSQ meeting had started and to top it off you get Mr Clever's tips on a good day. Fark you do suffer from CRAFT (Can't Remember A Fucking Thing). No Penalty the entertainment you provided today was enough.

Next week Flemington Poohbah (would you like a wake up call) for the Australian Guineas - The Convener

don't give up Peter you can still win

The Stewards don't meet again until the next meeting Saturday 29th and will discuss the current ban placed on Terence "Huss" Jordan and if he will be granted an MSQ Licence to participate in lieu of Quassie's long service employment holiday from Mars.
Character references either for or against Huss will be accepted on here before the running of the Tuncurry NSW quad Saturday.

The Convener